Phase 1: Overthrow The Current Fitness Regime
- Take fitness into our own hands.
- Become a fitness Non-conformist!
Phase 2: Revolt! Rebellion Cannot be Suppressed
- A Rallying Point is put in place for the revolution.
- The spread of ideas is unstoppable. Articles, guides, and plans are provided.
- The Revolution spreads via social outlets and ideas grow stronger.
Phase 3: A New Status Quo, A Different Way to Approach Fitness
- We will approach fitness in a new way. The old way is gone, dead.
- We will show them what we can do before we die!!
You will be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself in a sea of fitness machines
Skip out on real work by talking to your friends,
Because the revolution will not be televised.
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The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Nike
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of professionals
Drinking a protein shake while wearing “their†shoe.
The revolution will not be televised.
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The revolution will not be brought to you by the
Producers of “easy” trying to make fitness what it is not.
There will not be a night and day time vitamin ad showing
A picture of life that is non-existent.
There will be no television screens attached to robots
Producing an endless cycle of repetitions.
The revolution will not use a cream to get rid of love handles.
The revolution will not be bottled and taken twice daily, because
The revolution will not be televised, Brother.
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There will be no secrets and “authority figures” pushing
Jillian Michaels latest DVD, P90X will fall on deaf ears.
The will be no television network telling us about who is the winner
And who is the loser, reported nationally to 50 million viewers.
The revolution will not be televised.
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The revolution will not be held on cables and pulleys, yet
Rather by stones and cast iron shapes.
You will not have to worry about who was there before you
A sweat stain, or a disinfectant wipe.
The revolution will not go better with your favorite TV show.
The revolution will not be programmed into your heart rate monitor.
The revolution will not have a share button.
The revolution will put you in the driver’s seat.
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The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.